Please read: Due to a high amount of unused blogs on Tumblr, we are deleting every blog that does not reblog this by January first. People have been asking for taken URL’s and this is what we are doing.
lots-of-carrots-and-no-spoons:
lots-of-carrots-and-no-spoons.
DAMMIT, STAFF.
Lol just gonna reblog this on all my saved urls.
well, id hate to be the person that didnt see this.
uhg fml. not taking any risks. SORRY FOLLOWERS!
yeah ^^ sorry followers. not taking any chances. tumblr=my life..
((At first I was just like. Ya what ever. Then I looked at the fucking source!))
trixie-and-solar
Can we just talk about this for a minute. Because this is the exact thing that pisses me off. The curls with that oh-no-I-just-showered-and-sprayed-a-little-product-in-it-and-walked-out-the-door perfection, and the slightly crooked nose with the adorable freckles giving his face that i’m-just-a-regular-guy charm, coupled with the two-day stubble that says i’m-laid-back-and-roll-out-of-bed-like-this-and-don’t-take-myself-too-seriously-and-if-it-weren’t-for-my-publicist-and-stylist-and-my-contract-i’d-never-shave-and-turn-into-a-cave-man-eating-pizza-with-my-fingers. And then there’s the smile that’s just the right amount of scrunchy squinting his eyes a bit, and it’s good that they’re not wide open because then the impact of the creamy hazel would be too much because his eyes literally shine. And this, this is why I’m mad. Because a couple of years ago, I didn’t know he existed and my expectations of men were realistic, but now, seeing this, knowing he’s out there existing and being perfect and entirely unattainable, I’m pissed off, because I have to spend the rest of my life knowing he’s out there and we’ll never even be so much as friends. Sigh. I hate you, Darren.
